Lard spare me white men who think social media is “silencing” them. Nope, it’s just allowing other, more interesting voices to finally be heard.

Yes, call ahead to the airline and ask for a wheelchair/extra support. It speeds things up considerably and puts you in different queues for immigration/security et al. The only thing to remember is to tip your handler in the US, 5USD is enough.

(I’ve gone from/to the US with a knee injury where I couldn’t stand for…

On most counts, I agree with you. But plain white bread is the perfect choice for this sandwich because it serves the role of tofu. It takes on the flavor of the tomato, mayo, salt & pepper. You don’t need to compete with that perfection. You just need a vehicle.

Jesus, please don't do that.

Hahahahahaha good.

It must be great to be so perfect.

Maybe fire ants, because bees are important. I think.

“She’s young,” he said. “When you’re young, you’re going to make mistakes.”

But the money goes to adorable children, not some jerk who probably donated to Donald Trump.

He’s saying that Depp is smearing her in the press to get away from abuse allegations. Where are you getting the other side?

Bartenders roofie people too.

There was this old lady in my neighborhood who called me CeeCee everytime she saw me. That’s not my name, it’s not even close to my name. I was too timid to say anything because she seemed really nice and I was just an early 20 something who grew up with the rule that you never correct an adult. This went on for 4…

LINDYYYY!!!!!

Miss you, Lindy. This place isn’t the same without you.

You are greatly missed around these parts, Lindy!

He has no right exposing the victims who confided in him. And by naming a perp, it is almost certain the victim(s) will be exposed.

I hate dirtbags filled with click bait and no writing.

Also that is a stone cold bitch of a coworker.

Also, how am I supposed to tell them apart? I mean, really!