This is such an enraging issue about which I have a lot of complex emotions. (My mother and aunt, as well as a number of my mom’s friends are all breast cancer survivors.) I’ve been sitting here trying to come up with something insightful or pithy, but I’ve decided to give up and go with this:

Nah. I do not think most 18-year-olds would identify that badmouthing your mother would be a bad idea, regardless of their mental health.

Ok, so not to Pinkhams Law this, but, come on guy. It is not an outlandish assumption that a taco place would serve burritos, and if you as a server know that the way you describe something regularly confuses people, maybe you’re confusing people.

Most people who work on campaigns are not wealthy. Even if the job pays fine, there’s a huge off season where you’re not working or need to move to find work. And a lot of down-ticket campaigns don’t even offer health coverage. There’s a whole wide world outside of DC.

It’s been quite some time since I’ve been to church, but this one popped right to the front of my mind:

I’ve been completely grossed out by gum since my little brother put it in my hair when we were kids. My husband doesn’t get it and thinks its funny to gross me out. I would leave him if he ever did this.

This is some extremely frustrating horseshit.

Is this dress from The Lorax?

The beard is not the reason I do not want to sleep with that guy.

Real life PSA about those pants with the enormous legs! I finally embraced the palazzo pants this summer; seems like a fine way to stay cool and comfortable while looking professional and not wearing a dress, right? I was literally walking across flat ground when I got my foot caught in the opposite pant leg, landed…

I just know that the first time I would try to pull my hair back with that shit on my nails, I’d either ruin the nails or get my fingers stuck in my hair forever. Probably both.

Is that you, Stephan?

As a lady with very curly hair who has spent days and weeks of her life untangling the well-meaning braids of sleep-overs, I have to say: Holy fuck, get that away from me. My scalp hurts just thinking about trying to comb that shit out.

What is going on here? Are loincloths a thing now? I don’t know if I can take it.

“Rob Kardashian says his weight gain began because of milkshakes.”

Me at that moment:

What... even just happened?

I thought what she meant was that even though she thinks you should have the right to access the Plan B, she herself personally in that situation did not want to take it. More of a “you can still be pro-choice and not want to prevent your own pregnancy.”

President Obama, while he changed enforcement priorities (it is arguable how effectively), deported more people than any other president. He said it was so they could make political room for immigration reform, which then didn’t happen. But you can’t say he reduced enforcement.