Someone told me she makes a million dollars a year from those awful commercials.

Maybe he pissed off some TV executives or something, I just don't understand how someone as talented and funny as him hasn't been given any big breaks.

She was under a lot of pressure at the time, working and going to school. I think she just had a particularly stressful moment and decided to take it out on me. Which I guess is understandable from a human perspective, but I didn't deserve it and she never apologized.

My ex was a coffee drinker, but I'm not. She would usually make a pot of coffee in the morning for herself (this was the dark days before Keurig).

Agreed. This was the best episode of the season (better than Lens).

My house had Mexican tiles when I moved in. They are the worst.

The reason Riverside has such a bad meth problem is because the people there have to live in Riverside.

I highly recommend you go to YouTube and do a search for Cyriak. You won't be disappointed, trust me.

Charlie trying to be a lawyer will always be funny.

It's difficult to keep your balls balanced when you're Keith's age.

It was a good one, but my favorite is "You wrote my name down twice (evil giggle)".

Forget the Ponderosa video.

#ANDREW
#SURVIVORGODS

Pretty sure he did it.

I own them, but I live in California, so I only get to wear them 2 or 3 nights a year.

It doesn't help that Tim and Eric are just the worst. He carries that baggage with him.

You're more animal than man!

Not sure how old you are, but dating in your mid-40s is its own unique circle of hell.

I didn't like the first episode at all. Very predictable and unfunny.

Oh boy, it looks like it's suicide again for me.