I think you hit the nail on the head.

My sexless marriage ended when my ex-wife finally admitted that she was not sexually attracted to me. Whew! It was hard to hear, but at least it was the truth.

HBO knew from the get-go that the movie was going to end up being shit.

Man, when I was a kid, I would spend hours with my "Where's Bortles?" books.

A great performance can really elevate a horror film's tension.

The scenery budget for this show must be huge … it's looking like Cannavale is chewing and swallowing it in huge gulps.

I don't get poly at all. Convincing ONE person to date me is difficult enough.

This is a Black day for satire.

I'm fairly certain that Evie and her friends were not a Departure. Those girls were up to something. Don't know what yet.

I'm pretty sure I had sex once.

"@ifwewait and I saw Room this week"

Who leaves a country packed with ponies to come to a non-pony country?

In the "extra" bonus scenes, Jason says that he thinks the time and budget limitations imposed on him are on purpose to try and generate drama for the reality show.

That's what I thought … Effie had that guy fired because he was black.

Stretched ear lobes are supremely stupid. You can always take a nose ring out, but what are you going to do with your saggy earlobes when you're 35?

OK, then I'll save my rant about tattoos for another day …

Metal things stuck in the face. All too often I'll see a pretty young woman with a lovely face, except for the stud stuck in her nose. Makes it look like she has an iron booger.

It's like TV and movie characters who always hang up the phone without saying any form of "goodbye" or "okay, well I'm going to let you go now …"

GDT's best films are the ones in Spanish. Ay caramba!

It seems like most people who lose a lot weight eventually gain it back. I guess there's a weight our body "wants" us to be.