I am so glad that I lived during a time where I could watch Coen Brothers movies. They are my favorite filmmakers of all time.

How awful was Garrett? So awful that he got voted out before the crazy lady who dumped all the tribe's rice in the fire.

A Project Greenlight film ending up horrible?! Why, I've never heard such nonsense!

I admit, I use "duly noted" at work as well. It's a fun and diplomatic way of saying, "I think your idea is shit and I don't want to talk about this anymore."

I thought Peter Farrelly was trying to HELP Effie, not take the reins.

At this point, HBO knows that whatever movie actually gets made will be shit and quickly forgotten, so they pick someone who's going to cause the most drama for the reality show, which is what they really care about.

I went to LMU with Effie Brown in the early 90s. We were in an acting class together.

When I got married, the sex stopped after about … oh, two hours. So big congrats on 20 years, that's impressive!

I think the last time I had sex, the year had a "9" in it.

Now that's a complaint.

CAN'TSTANDYA!

The thrilling thing about a Game of Thrones win is that House of Cards, Downton Abbey, and Homeland all lost.

Uzo Aduba? She gives, like, the 34th best female performance on that show. I can't believe her over-the-top mugging sucks up all the awards.

I hope everyone stays calm at this news. We don't need anyone losing their heads.

The jerk store called. They're running out of you.

This is why I hate writing with a large group. Everybody has their own little opinions, and it all gets homogenized, and you lose the whole edge of it.

She's on a very fixed income! STOP THE SHOW!!!

The finale of Lost was fine. The very last shot was emotionally effective.

Disneyland does not serve Mountain Dew. That is a Pepsi product, and Disney has an exclusive deal with Coke.

Finished Bojack Horseman. The penultimate episode, "Escape From L.A.", is devastatingly good.