On the Forerunner planet you get one of the skulls by punting a cute little singing Grunt of a ledge. Like, there is literally a “press X to punt” prompt. I felt mildly guilty. :P

“Sometimes new learns push out the old stuff.”

I want to meet the guy whose title is “Food Nipple Manager.” Sounds like a fun guy.

While it was a serious objectification of women, I thought they were hotties, too. I mean, they really were.

Wrong, you old man. The term is fuck with or fucks with.

You seriously think these are the same?

“like fingers in my BRAAAAAAAAAAIN!”

Games are mainstream now. Seriously, late night talk show hosts have interviews about them.

Nerds won. We’ve won for several years now. :)

Eris.... get your rock off my map.

When did Malcolm Reynolds change his name to Castle?

You remember correctly - all his interesting stuff is in the expansion. It’s weird; they took the three Vanguard vendors, previously bog-standard, character-free vendors/exclamation-point-wearing questgivers, and gave all three (plus Eris Morn) some distinction and characterisation. It really worked, especially for…

He’s been in Halo since 2009 in Halo 3: ODST and returned in 2010 for a cameo in Halo: Reach.

Ruggedly handsome.

He is so good in Destiny I can’t even. I’ve never been that big a fan of Fillion (not through malice, just never dug anything he’s in), but god lord Cayde is the best thing about destiny now.

Everyone knows it’s Captain Malcolm Reynolds. Pray, who are these Castle and Bill Pardy individuals of whom you speak?

That is a lie, he’s always handsome.