Lots of exciting changes in your life. I’m looking forward to reading your future writing. Best of luck and have fun!

Hell yeah. Good for you. Glad to see Fanbyte people finding new homes, and for you to even find your way to a new city. Best of luck!

Now we have to gather all Mass Effect 3 multiplayer fans and ask for its comeback somehow haha (im dreaming i know)

Man, I don’t know you, but after reading this piece I am so god damned happy for you my eyes started welling up. So many people suffer for so long in situations and places not suited for them. Most of those people don’t get to leave their purgatory. So awesome for you that you are getting to live the life you deserve…

Congratulations on the new job! I am also on the same path to try and write in the media/games industry and your piece is very motivating! Cant wait to see what you write next.

This is awesome! I’ve been following you for a while now and always thought you’d be a good fit here. Can’t wait to see what you have coming.

Welcome! Looking forward to see what you have to say. Hope the city and the Kotaku community treat you well!

Crime is not a disease.  Disease is a crime.

Followed in the next time slot by “Judge Doctor”

In a similar vein, it would’ve been pretty funny if “Dr. Oz” was a show about a charlatan somehow placed into a position of direct public influence and leveraging it to make specious claims designed entirely to enrich him without regard for the knock-on effects of his actions.

I find you guilty of high cholesterol!

“Dr. Judge” needs to become a daytime television show ASAP.

Man, spasms hard enough to fracture bone sounds pretty fucked.

And now I can’t unhear KaggyFilms while reading Leon’s hilarious response 😂😂😂

Champion Alder from Unova would have something to say about that:

Almost all of my favorite films are from the 2060's. It’s an incredible decade for cinema. Who could know that the mainstreaming of dogging is the secret ingredient to making really heartfelt dramas about the human condition.

SB: Hello. I’m Shary Bobbins.

HA! Joke’s on you! I don’t have any friends!

I started watching this tonight and it’s pretty good! It’s no Vertigo (my favorite movie ever), but a fine movie for anyone who likes watching a middle-aged woman bathe for seven minutes, and then cut onions for another seven. In general I wish American film had more of a French aesthetic.

Today: Jeanne Dielman voted greatest film by Sight and Sound