I think the problem here is that somebody clearly has.

YES! Those are a little used visual effect called “match dissolves.” Orson Welles made frequent use of them in “Citizen Kane.” I LOVE them, and always work in one in every film I direct.

Why has there not been a Keaton biopic? His is a fascinating story. The guy was an out-and-out genius, and yet at one point he was reduced to a gag writer and consultant on Red Skelton’s remakes of various Keaton movies. He put in fine performances up until he was quite sick, in movies like “A funny thing happened on…

Sean does bang up work with the obits. Now, call me a ghoul, but I’m looking forward to the obits we’ll get when the cast of Entourage starts dropping.

Oh man, I love the Smiths. I’ve seen all their movies. Suicide Squad, After Earth, Pursuit of Happyness, Set it Off.

Beardy perv doesn’t deserve the elegance of a preposition. Rohmer has served up a lot of characters self-obsessed to the point of obliviousness, and of these, Beardy perv is so far the worst. I loathe him more than the perv from Pauline at the Beach I guess because he gets away with his assault. Not just that he…

Yeah, his sound design is often beautiful/ugly and evocative. The beginning of Damnation is something I’ll always remember for it’s juxtaposition of stark and beautiful image and environmental sounds that create an almost languorous fugue state (not to get to verbose). But it’s really something.

I’ve seen this film. Very challenging but dammit, it’s worth it. Truly a piece of great art and what cinema could be. Shit, I bet if someone forces Michael Bay to watch it. He wouldn’t make past an hour as his head might fucking explode. That would be glorious.

Sounds like Eraserhead. That was simultaneously the most compelling and revolting movie.

I expected to find out that Michael Douglas was/is a piece of shit. I did not expect to learn that he gets turned on by E.T. 

“Also, he didn’t even attempt to close Gitmo.”

*knock knock*

Normally I’d laugh along, but Martin Luther King III is very much alive and certainly has been calling out Trump on his shit. I’d be surprised if any of these interviewees were familiar with MLK III before their interviews, but it’s quite possible that their internal logic, limited as it may be, said, “This…

Follow-up newswire: People of Saudi Arabia immediately demand film ban be reinstated.

Only one thing made me laugh, not chuckle, but laugh heartily, and that was Kenan’s delightfully surreal Lavar Ball. I was rolling from the “sixteen Toyota Corollas” line on. After that sketch was over I went to bed because I knew it wasn’t going to get any better than that.

I was having a pretty good day today. I’d aborted over a dozen babies, I’d gotten a couple of conservative co-workers fired for “hate speech”, and so for lunch I decided to visit Wendy’s. Not to purchase any food—like my fellow elites I only eat artisan kale salads prepared by women in hijabs— but rather to mock the…

“How the hell does Tom Hank and his bizarre communist hippie haircut get the daVinci Code pardon, and Charlie Daniels, who told us, nay, WARNED us about the fork-tongued serpent sucking the life blood out of The Peach State like the illegals suck the jobs of god-fearing ‘muricans, gets mocked for warning us to not…

A pack of wild dogs will attack and kill a wounded member.

I thought you guys dropped coverage of pro wrestling?