It’s not just rebuilding - they’ve got the opportunity to reload, pretty quickly, whenever the next Kahwi-like situation arises.  

Exactly. Gather as many trade assets as you can to be able to take advantage of whatever might come up. EVERY TIME there’s a disgruntled star looking to get out, the Thunder are going to be in the conversation. A draft picks are the greatest trade assets because they don’t get hurt, they don’t fail to develop, and…

Garage?  You mean, backyard?  And front yard?  And living room?

My dog would puke, eat his puke, and keep going to the W, no contest.

So, who’s job is it to wash off the Jaws of Life afterward?

And it’s not like all ~100 cars that were “stuck” couldn’t handle the dirt road. A small handful got stuck - probably running on shitty tires - and that backed everybody up.

If they were restored to something perhaps a little better than “marginally driveable POS,” it might be a little more interesting. Right now, this is just another shitty, rusted-out Jeep that’s going to be restored to the point that it starts and moves on its own power, but that’s still too shitty to actually *want*…

WOW. “Garfield sucks.” Now that’s the type of controversial hot take I come to Deadspin for!

Semen.  He’s talking about semen.  Why do you think the guy doesn’t work there any more?

Given how atrocious Thailand’s defense was, I think I’d be embarrassed to celebrate too much even if it was my first World Cup goal.  It’s be like Yi Jianlian flexing after dunking on the chair.

$30k will get you a recent-vintage Subie Outback with leather, moonroof, nice stereo, all of that.  

“I don’t know what the fuck I’m talking about but I’m going to talk anyway.”

How the fuck can you have a list of Pennsylvania town names and not include “Blue Ball”? 

How many of those did Subaru sell?  Twelve?  

RWD, extended-cab Nissan Frontier isn’t too much over $20k, and they don’t seem to sell any of those.  

“...he knew to go for the big money every time and was rarely, if ever, afraid to do so” 

... who finished 6th in his age group, and 47th out of 305 overall, hardly elite. How would he he have placed had he competed as a woman?

Denying that there is a biological advantage is... just ignoring logic and common sense. If there isn’t an advantage to being “male,” why are elite males so much faster than elite women?

“We’re going to need a bigger dock.”

I know that an “error” is only supposed to measure physical mistakes - but can’t there at least be a “Brain Fart” statistic to measure mental fuck-ups like this?