The “Pro Liners”?  Like, what I’ve got in the bed of my truck?

They heard something about the 2000 election and misunderstood what a “hanging Chad” was.

Isn’t this pretty much exactly how much these things are supposed to cost? Great starter bike. Probably wouldn’t do hardcore offroading with it but the knobby tires would be nice for cruising and exploring old dirt roads, if you live in the sticks like I do. Exhaust can’t be too tough to replace. Bike’ll last forever.…

Bowen may well have been the first.  There certainly were others who were referred to in those terms before Klay.  Hell, I remember the “3-and-D” label being applied to James Posey in ‘07-’08, and he wasn’t the first.  

I mean, you wouldn’t tell a batter to swing at ball 4 instead of taking a walk. If the batter can get the ball down the line, it’s essentially an OPS on that play of 2.000.

“A lot of times we just saw this context where the infant had been left in the car seat for hours and hours, and the supervisor was asleep or intoxicated during the time.”- I’m just going to go ahead and assume that a parent that’s got a needle stuck in their arm is probably making other decisions that are…

..  I still don’t know what “mashing a tater over the batter’s eye” is supposed to mean.

My kid’s very last at-bat, her last season playing T-ball. Smoked the ball into the outfield. Ran hard, passed the kid who was on first base. That’s one out. Passed the kid who was on second base, that’s two. Passed the kid who was on third base, that’s three. Got thrown out at home, that’s her fourth out in one…

Danny’s got the stones to trade for AD without a commitment beyond this year in place, anyway. A deal centered around Tatum, two of this year’s picks, and next year’s Grizzlies pick (which I think is only top-6 protected, and unprotected the following year) is worlds better than the offers they were getting at the…

2600 fucking miles between the cities might have something to do with that.  I live in Massachusetts and I don’t give a flying fuck about the Phoenix Suns.

Gabe here is *literally* arguing for money over health. WTF? Take the baseball money, don’t be stupid with it, and enjoy not drooling over yourself for the next sixty years.

I kind of wish he did, if for no other reason than to see Pop slap the Kobe right the hell out of Jason Tatum.

I’m just wondering if, realistically, they’ll be able to do better than a Smart/Rozier combination. I’d hate to be counting on Rozier to be the starter but it may be tough to do a lot better. Gotta assume they do make a trade for Anthony Davis, which would presumably wipe out most of their draft picks and make any…

Danny’ll take the chance on trading for AD even without an extension in place - he’s make that gamble.  And it’s clear now that the C’s aren’t getting past Giannis without someone like AD up front.  I’d really be shocked if they don’t get a trade done.  Point guard is trickier if we assume (as I think we should) that…

I’m not a Kyrie fan, really - if he wants to go to the Knicks, I’m not going to be too upset - but the Celtics were worlds better these past two years than they would have been if they kept IT and Jae.  Plus, they avoiding all of the pressure they would have faced to give IT his Brinks truck.  

There’s two possible scenarios:

Why would you need to mention Craigslist, or anything overtly sexual? It sounds like they got to know each other well enough where he’ll remember who she was. Just a simple - “Hey, I know this is kind of awkward, but I lost your other contact info and figured I’d take a shot with this. I had a lot of fun when we hung…

Also: Fo’, fo’, fo’.

The problem is, for every Steph Curry that can actually hit that shot, there’s two dozen Antoine Walkers who THINK they can and are going to jack up a half-dozen clankers every game.  Missed shots make for shitty basketball.

Huh. Steve Lehto there with the sick flow. Didn’t even know he played Minnesota hockey.