Black Album looks better and better with the turds that came out after.

Try not to think too hard about the gallons and gallons of automotive fluids that have been released into the environment by driving this thing.

The whole concept of VINWiki makes zero sense to me.  Like, what story can you possibly tell about something that you did with or to your car that’s going to make it more valuable?  

Eh. It’s more fun to root for the underdog, and if the C’s keep playing like they have been, they’ll at least put up a good fight. And if they have any real hope to make a title push, you’ve got to beat the best teams anyway.

If teens today don’t have cars and don’t drive...  how are they going parking and fingerbanging their girlfriends?  

It’s like “Antoine Walker Disease” has infected the whole league. Teams suddenly realized that three points are worth more than two so they’re jacking up the longball instead of focusing on what they’re actually good at. 

I like the Cube, because at least it’s interesting.  The Juke just looks like a toy.  The car that I don’t think gets enough hate for its aesthetics is the Fiat 500L; I’m a sucker for the tiny little 500, but the 500L just looks like a zit that’s ready to pop.

Is it “Meh Car Monday” already?

Tom wasn’t talking about just spending the $4k and buying another beater - he was recommending that the $4k be used as a down payment towards something new/newer.  

I mean, given how much money they’ve been losing on every subscriber, isn’t losing 90% of ‘em the fiscally prudent thing to do?

That’s what I was thinking re: the Jetta. Assuming it’s a car you still enjoy driving... if $2,500 buys you another eighteen months, that’s like $140 a month versus buying something new and having to drop $400 - $500.  The question, though, is always what else might be lurking.

Deadspin yesterday: LOOK AT ALL THE MONEY THOSE IDIOT ORIOLES STILL HAVE TO PAY CHRIS DAVIS!

Are people really paranoid about someone else TOUCHING a napkin before you use it?  

Forget the rental car - Dick Trickle needs to set an appointment with his urologist.

Two gigs? Two gigs?

Isn’t the perception that the winner of the NIT is still just the 65th-best team in the country?  Maybe 69th-best, depending on how you feel about the play-in games.  

I bought a new Frontier last year, and it’s just a good, solid truck for not a ridiculous amount of money. The interior looks like it came from about 2004 which suits me perfectly well - no touchscreens, no “infotainment!” Not so nice that I stress about actually using it as a truck. Just simple and basic.

They’d be better-off if they could let the pitcher hit instead of Davis.

Are the Knicks going to have cap space this summer?

Incidentally, also Bob Kraft’s nickname around Jupiter, FL.