God, I hope that "lock him up" chant burned its way into his insecure little facsimile of a soul and we get a torrent of rage tweets about it tomorrow. HOOK IT TO MY VEINS!

Lincoln LS

Going a little fast there, buddy. Where’s the fire? *Points back at police officer’s car.

This sounds like one of those cases where two guys were talking at the bar and one of them said, “Hey, did you know the engine bay of a Caddy is almost the same length and width as the entire back half of an Integra?”

Mk5 Jetta

A car that isn’t in a crash costs nothing to repair.

Too bad he can’t reach the one on the far right.

1993 SL600 V12 w/RENNtech 7-liter conversion.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/1993-Mercedes-Benz-SL-Class-Convertable-/282211246755

Maserati of Troy is like Ritz Carlton of Haiti.

I can’t stop laughing.

Back in highschool I could jump my truck clear over those mountains over there.

This is more of a win for common sense and decency.

Anti-counter counterpoint: Some vehicles are Lambos. But only if you’re pretty sure.

Make the 300 CE-24 all that it could be

Engine bay should be big enough...

Straight 6 3.0L swap would be perfect for my 300TE. Out with the old m103 in with the new. And going from 175hp to 408hp would be like having an instant Hammer Wagon.

this, with a few changes here and there

R129

While totally appropriate for this post, it’s totally appropriate for police life in general.