I went to a service there once and spent the whole time waiting for Jesus to show up and flip a bunch of tables over. 

I appreciate the John Oliver-ishness of it.

Don’t forget Joel Ornstein, a prosperity gospel grifter who has attracted thousands of idiot followers, enough to build himself multiple multi-million dollar mansions while keeping his massive compound of a church closed to people looking for shelter during Hurricane Harvey.

Thanks! That was me!

Taylor:

Houston is 1000 square miles of rush hour traffic and its most cherished citizen is the Vince McMahon of discount furniture.

2014 1st round draft pick Jadeveon Clowney received 0 mentions in this article, despite having only 20 sacks in 47 games played over 4 seasons, because there was too much other suck to fit that in.

Yay! I made the cut again. Does this count as being a published author?

I think what you’re trying to say is that most animal meat is delicious, which is the One True Take.

I swear to god, this is probably the whitest GIF I’ve ever laid eyes upon.

This article was easily worth the $250.

Obligatory. (Why is the original an mp4?...i swear...)

The Conti GT3 makes a dirty, filthy noise at flat chat going into Eu Rouge.  I was standing there and the noise and fury it was enough to disorient the senses.  You feel it rumbling around your chest cavity and your ears feel like they’re working in a different atmosphere to the real world.  And then it bangs on…

I was standing at the back of that pit garage for one of their earlier pit stops. Was amazing to watch how the guys in the black suits snapped to attention and did their allocated task when the car came in. Then comical how easily they snapped back into lazing around playing with their phones :)

Congratulations, Mr. Revson and Mr. jesterspawn on COTD!  I would like to gift you with a BMW which this lovely lady will deliver after a quick rinsing.

The video almost looks like a video game trailer. The lighting at 2 am makes it look surreal.

This dude is actually pretty awesome. I just learned about him not too long ago.

As a guy who grew up in Stillwater and who roots for that damned team without even having gone to the school, this article rings true. They will waltz into Norman with maybe a loss, totally blow it, suffer another defeat or so and then limp into whatever warm weather bowl game to have a shoot out with some other…

Let he who doesn’t chop his parmesan cheese with a credit card cast the first stone.