Disgusting. Seamen flying everywhere.

“I’m on the Ted train, absolutely. What’s not to like?”

Lindsay Graham, though ever the belle of the ball, is an extremely dangerous radical and I hope this latest junket doesn’t convince people otherwise.

I blame Manager Chris Todd. Rule No. 1 in the dressing room, never trust a man with two first names.

How could Keller not see or hear how this would hurt the team?

That’s a better reason to quit than your team not letting you bring your fucking kid everywhere.

This was all inevitable—he was Borring to begin with, but when they got married she became Borring too.

All the wonderful jokes about John Terry when it’s his less talented brother Paul who is the real scumbag. Paul moved to play for Rushden & Diamonds, lived with a teammate as he was settling in, slept with his teammate’s fiancee and then his teammate committed suicide.

Any of you kids out there reading this story, there’s a very important life lesson: if you’re good at your job you can behave any way you want.

Missed opportunity: Randers’ Randy Ringleader Ravages Right Winger’s Roommate, Rues Romantic Rendezvous

Holy shit! Welcome back!

I have followed my feelings. And my feelings have followed my penis.

John Terry may be a great captain but that doesn’t mean players should try to emulate EVERY aspect of his career.

Funny thing... Mexicans speak Spanish!

He later regretted learning English when he was traded to the Astros.

I have a feeling some apologies are in order - and will never be forthcoming.

rather than giving the American his first of what will likely be a couple hundred caps for Chelsea

Sexually propositioning a woman and her mom at a stoplight?

The IRS will be coming for him when he fails to claim on his 2016 return.

Fun fact: I work in digital advertising. Draft Kings has yet to pay a friend of mine’s company around $1.5 million that they owe them for installs of their app.