All in, we’re gonna win

That’s a pretty good looking truck, except for the front bumper. It’s kind of like... I dunno, it’s got a mandibular prognathism or Habsburg jaw.

And when he wakes up it will be live action and the voice actors will be around him in an elaborate but painfully pulled off Wizard of Oz ending where H. Jon Benjamin is lying in a bed surrounded by everyone else (including a picture on the wall of the guy who voiced Woodhouse) all in sepia.

Ugh, people keep getting the gift of more Archer and all they have are weak bits of interweb snark. Sorry, Archer continues to be a notch above almost every single other show on TV, animated or not. I would rather a weak season of Archer than another shit season of...well, name it. I started a list and realized i…

He wakes up and he’s Xander Crews in the Frisky Dingo universe?

Archer is a sometimes great, sometimes horrible show...that I love dearly.

We paid a market research firm an undisclosed amount to perform WEEKS of market analytics and were advised that there is no market for a taller Focus, however that there is a market for a less tall Escape. Full steam ahead on this plan because those firms are all knowing and never pull shit out of their asses or…

I’d settle for a plain old ornery Focus.

I feel like I’m the only one who’s just going to go see the movie whenever. Rushing to buy advance tickets to a jam-packed cinema isn’t my thing.

The Ivan Stewart Nintendo game was based on the late Mickey Thompson’s Off Road Racing series, which Ivan Stewart, Walker Evans and a very young Robby Gordon competed in during the late 80’s and early 90’s.

Every British English person knows that if a piece of dirt never had a Union Jack on it, it must be unexplored.

You can’t blame Lewis for this. Every British person knows that if a piece of dirt never had a Union Jack on it, it must be unexplored.

A million times this. I've done this as well, and it is absolutely incredible what cutting out the toxic people in your life does. It doesn't matter what your relationship with them is. It's not worth it.

Look at the paint job.

20 year ASE Master L1, here. Subaru is concerned about silicone closing oil feeds in the cylinder heads during the torquing of the cylinder head top half (they have a sort of girdle). If the bead is improperly placed, the bead will squish into the feeds. Alternatively, leftover rtv may end up in the oil grooves of the…

I have this argument all too often with people.

Man, supra owners are going to have a GREAT time with toyota techs working on their BMW engines....

I have a horrible feeling that you scraped that off onto a mirror, cut it up into lines and snorted it.

“Mitsubishi’s every uninspired automaker’s focus is now SUVs, crossover, four-wheel drive, along with alternative fuel technology,”

You have have your green beans and mashed potatoes along with the brownies, dudes. It’s not a binary situation. But then again that wouldn’t make all the money like most companies want…

I’m sure the asses of the two cars lined up just fine