Came for Smokey Yunick, leaving disappointed.

So you don’t care that the dealer rips you off, and somehow that makes the technician at fault, but that’s all good as long as you pay for what you want done?

That hourly rate doesn’t go to the tech. The tech, if he’s lucky, pulls in $25 of that $125 rate.

A German chassis with an American drivetrain funded by Italians.

The Chrysler PT Cruiser.

Fucking kinja. I agree with your losers with the flag statement, not the losers.

Context.

No one specifically, it’s certain people that have never seen the show who get all worked up because there’s a rebel flag on the roof. The same people that had the show taken off the air and had all memorabilia from the show either removed or altered to not have the flag.

You know Roadkill nights has been sponsored by Dodge and going on for three years now, right?

Well, even though there was no racism on the show at all, and the song in the opening says “Just some good old boys, never meaning no harm”, you’re no longer allowed to paint a charger orange with numbers on the door and a flag on the roof, so...

Stuck a few hours from home, my wife had a headlight bulb burn out at 9pm. Smacked the crap out of the headlight bucket with my hand until the filament arced and lit up again. She and I made it home with both headlights illuminated the whole time. We changed the bulb the next day.

Chrysler Aspen hybrid

“Pontiac GTO”

None. If you can’t afford the upkeep, you can’t really afford the car.

Unless the bottle is shoe shaped, don’t care.

Funny, I remember when the Dodge Challenger relaunched and the only trim you could get from the start was the SRT-8, everyone loved it...

What’s he gonna do, eat some more alphabet soup, tickle his nose and name the new cars whatever sticks to the surface right in front of him afterwards again?

Or a 04-06 GTO

““That’s deep right there” might be a sign that you’ve found the hole, good sir.” 

I’m surprised (and honest a tad disappointed honestly) at the lack of Orlove’d jokes.