I'm actually kind of impressed. You took stout, xenophobic, neocon attitudes, added a bit of wistful nostalgia for the country itself - which I've never seen combined - while mixing in new-age "energy" and a clunky philosophical comparison between the physical weight and an imaginary burden.

It's like you're trying to…

I am still curious if Pelosi still believes that Hamas is a humanitarian organization. Maybe less time tasting cake and more time being less clueless.