Exactly as I pictured it, minus the complex mathematics.

In other news, the Rams are allowing Bailey a leave of absence so he can cross the length and breadth of the Mojave to hunt down his would-be killer on the 13th floor of a Vegas casino.

Texas needed this win. Happy for Charlie Strong, he’s a good dude. Hopefully they can sustain some momentum

Make sure to focus in on the ref in training that calls the possession initially. The mentorship from his crew mate is commendable.

*sniff* Sorry, someone’s cutting onions here. I always love this touching homily* but I’m a member of the Reformed Church of Kitchenette. In our version, Jesus goes on to tell us: