Finally breaking the empty suit glass ceiling.

-Arsenal fans, every year for twelve years.

Counterpoint:

Four decades after Mark Fidrych, it’s good to see the Bird make its long-awaited return to Detroit.

I love how this is actually one of the founding cornerstones of Donald Trump’s campaign, too. If you ask any Trump supporter under the age of 25 why they like him, they all unequivocally say it’s because he’s “not PC” and/or will somehow “change politically correct culture.”

Someone got stabbed in some other city so Philly fans aren’t terrible. Got it.

Another possibility: is Shaw from Philadelphia?

Where the fuck is Randy Johnson?! SAVE US, RANDY!

Those birds must be from Philadelphia.

you know I haven’t seen him play.

Yeah I mean all Landon was was the best USMNT player in the program’s history. Dude sucks right

Say what you will about Nigel de Jong, but he’s not over the hill. He’s 31 years old and Milan had him signed through 2018. He still has plenty of elite European league talent left in the tank. Trying to fit him into the narrative of this-is-the-problem-with-MLS is lazy.

I don’t think there’s anything indicated Porter ordered that tackle.

Still better than Haisley, who I’m still not sure has actually ever watched a full soccer game. Champions’ League highlights, maybe. Played FIFA, certainly.

The Charleston Battery situation is a pretty frustrating one for fans. Bakker was pretty well liked because of all he had done for the Battery over the two decades or so that he had owned the team including getting them their current stadium. The new ownership group has promised some stadium upgrades, and this whole…

It’s really incredible the amount of bending over backwards that Klinsmann apologists will do to excuse his performance. Please point me to a single thing Klinsmann actually did to “oversee[] the successful overhaul” of Germany’s national team structure, despite some platitudes offered by his former employee. For the…

Such a tired take.

if Billy doesn’t shit out 1,500 words daily, it would back up his internal systems and kill him

The screamer articles that cite other screamer articles as proof of shit in the soccer zeitgeist are always bae.

The Gold Cup was a goddamn wreck, among other firsts of his tenure. JK has reached the end of his leash. Bruce, Bob or Sigi would have already clinched. And would’ve made the Gold Cup final.