There used to be a store called Tall Girl - hmmm, Yelp says they closed. Natch.

PSSST, Old Navy has tall sizes. Finally, I can wear jeggings!

God DAMN, I do love that song, and thanx for the earworm!

I am here and you are not wrong, People blowing up GD 1/4 sticks of dynamite at 3 am. Thankfully now my very aged dog is quite deaf, because we used to have to take her to my Dad’s in Michigan for the week of the 4th.

And several Marlboro Lights.

Also, Oklahoma. You probably could have a 5000 sq. ft. house for what a parking space in DC costs.

Exactly! He knows no one will call him on it. Damn, I was hoping Melanie was on George Soros’ yacht.

Or post-9/11. That’s my guess.

That documentary is NUTS and well worth watching (I was for some reason thinking about it the other day).

Oh yay! One less Weinstein victim!

Oh yay! One less Weinstein victim!

Cohen went to Cooley Law School. He’d need a ladder and a telescope to see mediocre.

But possibly the acts of someone who knows of Pee Fest!

Totally! I was like, what, a WOMAN is accusing him of sexual harassment! No way.

He got Mom’s cheekbones so he should be fine. Unless he develops the signature butthole mouth in adolescence.

And then thou shalt receiveth a giant tax cut even though you don’t need one.

I usually contact the food manufacturer online, and unfailingly get a quick response and an offer of coupons for a replacement product and extra coupons for my trouble. The last thing I want to do is to schlep back to the grocery store to return a bag of rotten salad.

Helpful hint - it is available on HBO on demand, now.

Well, I just used mine today to make BBQ ribs and they are glorious!

Co-signed.