Take a calcium pill like a normal person!

All truthers natter, too.

Yabbut he met the President of the US Virgin Islands, so it would work out fine.

Agreed, especially since that whole underground volcano thingie could take a while to get here.

Speaking of past behavior, the sniffing has begun again. Katy Tur tweeted about it.

Perfect.

David Foster Wallace would have loved your post.

Ha, GMTA. Now THAT was a burn for Mittens.

Don’t forget how the Circus Peanut rather gleefully and very publicly humiliated Mitt Romney!

That would have about zero effect on Tillerson’s millions. He’s in that job to get Russian sanctions lifted, so Exxon can go ahead with drilling there.

Depends whether you factor in the new stealth bombers which are “literally invisible”.

Well, Alex Jones somehow tied O.J. Simpson to the Las Vegas shootings, which I am sure is legit.

Miller must be on vacation.

Thank you and yes, SHS can keep Chicago’s name our of her mouth!

If by “wholesome fun” you mean fireworks, cheap cigarettes, titty bars and gambling, for sure!

My sorority composite was was more diverse than this.

Yeah, Pritzker was already running anti-Rauner ads on this issue.

Yeah, Pritzker was already running anti-Rauner ads on this issue.

As Rick Wilson likes to say, everything Trump touches dies.

Tolstoy!