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Which is spelled “meth head”.

I’m sure FDR is happy that is he now cured and no longer needs his wheelchair.

* in plain sight. That’s what you’re looking for. Not site.

Their return policy is also worth a mention. I had a box of ersatz Cheerios that had a definite rancid smell. They have a double your money back policy, no questions asked. So I got a new box (which was fine) and a refund.

That’s why Schneiderman’s involvement is so key - Neither the Circus Peanut or Mother’s Favorite can pardon state crimes.

But they’ll still have to pay full price for the golf cart rental.

Schneiderman + the IRS involvement = best news ever. No pardons on state crimes AND let’s all remember how Al Capone ended up in prison.

WHAT THE EVER-LOVING EFF IS THAT EFFING HAT????

They elected Ted Cruz.

I feel TERRIBLE for David the journalist!

YES! Omg, you beat me to it.

She is like, 36. I wouldn’t call that “of a certain age”.

I mean. He’s still in jail right? So any extra-curriculars on Juicy’s part would need to be ... well you see where I am going with this.

One of my fav bits of hypocrisy is the appointment of Newt Gingrich’s THIRD WIFE to be the ambassador to the Vatican,

JFC that is terrifying.

Or Candyman will appear, which would be preferable at this point.

And Herr Doktor Seb (“the Nazi”) Gorka.

That’s not his ear.

Please. He drinks a healthy drink for breakfast. A Bloody Mary contains both tomato juice and a celery stick so BOOM. Healthy.

Nicolle is KILLING it these days, too!