I WANT to read that NPR Twitter, but I need to check whether I have enough duct tape for the inevitable head-exploding that will follow, first.

Enjoy that insurance while you got it!

Also, don’t get hooked on opiates, British Baby!

The middle brownie - you know, the one without any crust.

You lost me at ketchup.

Please let the Circus Peanut tweet about this.

Right? Like WTF is that? Save the gravely ill British baby, but you damn Americans can go and die on the side of the road.

Talks weird, though. That bugs majorly.

Heh, you said “back-door”.

That would be a feature, not a bug.

God knows, this current administration has been challenging to my liver on a way-too-frequent basis.

And neither one is going to be helped by the Republican Wealthcare bill!

And neither one is going to be helped by the Republican Wealthcare bill!

Ladies watch.

Old chicken soup kind of smells like BO, though.

Want to hit back, Cheetolini? HOW ABOUT AT THE RUSSIANS WHO ARE TRYING TO UNDERMINE* OUR DEMOCRACY?

I feel like there is a Trump joke in there somewhere but I can’t find it.

Back when they wrote the constitution, no one was worried about the potential of elderly, doddering orange dementia patients occupying the Oval Office. They were only concerned about unqualified (cough) people under 35.

At the homes of the elderly, at least. Won’t they be surprised when his client’s Wealthcare kicks ‘em out of their nursing homes!

Kennedy would be bad enough (but the guy is 80, FFS) but Thomas? He would get to f*ck the country bigly, one more time.