OK, you made me laugh! Frederick Douglass recommends both of those destinations.

I want to see that literally. Does that make me a bad person, hoping to see the Circus Peanut soil himself in public/on live tv?

Your lips to God’s ear.

You get a star for Unholy Tangerine alone!

I leave this here. No words.

I brought wine gums from Canada into the US, in my carry on luggage, with no problem. Wait, why are you importing gummy candy into NYC from LA?

I love that he TRIED to hide, and also that he avoided the patented Circus Peanut “pull in”. I think the only other person to deflect that signature move was Justin Trudeau.

He’s gonna love Mueller, then!

Well, Roger Ailes is still manipulating the news cycle by dying!

I think you meant fruit plate. Or is it “fruit plate”?

To be fair, the Brits kind of beat us to it with Brexit. But yeah, the U.S is all like “hold my beer”.

She/RCT also thinks Ryan is going down for Russian money laundering via the GOP, and thinks that tape that came to light yesterday (Ryan & McCarthy talking about Putin paying Trump) is proof of that. As much as I’d LOVE to see Ryan go down, I sincerely doubt it.

Excellent! He can’t even use the word “surety” correctly.

Edited due to failure to read all comments.

It was reported that Bannon is also registered to vote in two states.

I think I just whinnied. Take your damn star.

Coke Zero is kind of the bomb of diet sodas!

Who in the HELL eats ice cream with chocolate cream pie?

Here is a star and a big screen teevee.

WHUT? So much for that famous “Wharton School” edumacation.