I’m pretty pissed at all of those effing polling sites, TBH. I freaking read them, devotedly, every day (and sometimes multiple times a day) and they were WRONG. They were ALL wrong. None of them forecasted even remotely close to what actually happened.

My spouse won’t go to bed (normally would have in bed hours ago) and I need to sneak a smoke! Jeebus. I gotta sit through this shitshow, nic free.

Exactly.

Yeah, like Jason Chaffetz - oh wait ...

Not much she can do when the Repubs own all three government branches!

Done!

Don’t forget everyone slagged off on Nate Silver for being too conservative on predicting a HRC win!

How was everyone - all the TV talking heads, the internet pundits - SO GODDAMNED WRONG ABOUT THIS?

This is why you go to the dollar store, where you can buy so many faux chapsticks you can scatter them around like confetti.

Huh, I mean, WHY would Belichick inset himself into this race?

No, that involves praying.

Thank you! I kept staring, looking for the “c”.

I think you can still drink that and insist you are preventing scurvy. All is not lost!

True. However, Sam Wang: http://election.princeton.edu/2016/11/06/is-99-a-reasonable-probability/#more-18522

14) Don’t write in Joe Maddon, although you might be sorely tempted to do so.

I am with you on that one, TBH.

We should all be drinking Mazel Tov Cocktails.

In other news, water is still wet.

I believe that is KHEMTRIALS.

Well, that wins the Interweb Trifecta of poor grammar, bad spelling and ignorance.