I feel like someone found an evil genie and wished to live forever and this is how it plays out.

And Trump will be suing all his accusers after the election.

As a Wolves fan who sat through last offseason hearing how Kris Dunn would be starting by December and an All-Star by February, allow me to tell you: He was *incredibly* bad last year, which he makes up for by also being incredibly old!

Yes, a good litmus test in Boston is: 1) Are you in Boston? 2) Is this person white? 3) Are you anywhere near a sporting event of any kind? 4) They’re racist.

I’m a humanitarian and I don’t want other people to go through what I’ve been through.

As a lifelong Timberwolves fan, I am horrified by any situation that causes anyone to flip allegiances to my team.

1) The Bulls will be terrible!

Wherever two or more of you gather in the name of a high lottery pick, so too shall I be there.

“No, it’s time to be a dad,” the 32-year-old Chamberlain said. “Karter is in junior high.”

Well it’s not like we’re talking about 70's baseball here. The most iconic early Jordan moments were about his incredible feats of athleticism. I don’t think LeBron is that far ahead of him in that regard.

That said: You tell MJ to run a 4:30 mile and he’ll tell you to fuck right off as strolls to the blackjack table.

If you tried to tank your way out of a playoff spot, your players would revolt.

Yes, I do believe the point he is making is that enjoying “a brutal and violent game” — perhaps, indeed, classifying the elements of brutality and violence as “part of what makes it so great” — is not especially indicative of high ethical character.

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If two guys loved beating the shit out of each other with a lead pipe and knew lead pipe beating was risky, would you feel like a good dude for tuning in every week?

Is this an argument for football? Because it seems like the opposite.

The fact that you can equivocate for the legality for a play that almost killed a dude is in many ways even worse for football. I actually agree that this stuff happens all the time and is no one’s fault in particular! But that means sending a guy to the hospital with a brain injury isn’t the work of some bad actor or…

“It’s a violent sport by nature, jackass,” he snorted as the gladiator lopped the opponent’s arm off. “If it’s not your cup of tea, don’t watch.”

I think sports exist for fun, I think fun shouldn’t maim and kill people on the reg, and I think we should do away with any sport whose core functions inevitably cause brain…

This play was obviously horrific and warrants the visceral reaction it is invoking, but in many ways, the casual brutality of football is even worse. For every moment like this, there are a dozen “smaller” concussions, a hundred heads that bounce off the turf and a thousand collisions at the line of scrimmage. The…

Oh thank God they flagged it, now Davante Adams is fine and football isn’t bloodsport for your amusement and we should all shut up about it.

Randy Moss also checked the wrong problematic boxes — “lazy” and “disloyal.” White folks don’t care who you kill in a drunk driving crash, but giving the impression that you aren’t GIVING IT YOUR ALL or A REAL TEAM PLAYER was the original cardinal sin for black athletes before asking cops to stop killing people.