"Obtuse," "impenetrable," "self-serious." Speaking as someone who doesn't own a single Doors record, this is critical horseshit.

Magic Indian, dude.

Not Allison Williams, that's who.

Actually, according to polls, 73% of traitors also support unfettered immigration.

Nope, Tongue in Cheek.

Aww HELL NAW

ALL CAPS THAT'S AWESOME

You're watching a comic book. This kind of shit happens all the time in the comics. Just enjoy the colorful stupidity.

I was waiting for Heath to say "Sa da tay!"

Yup, the that's me, joy and happiness! Even my cancerAIDS doesn't get me down.

Fuck off, Delfino.

Stephen "Two Sheds" King, they call him.

The part of Tori Spelling will be played by Abby Ross.

Richard Thompson. I think it's the way he sings, like he's constantly on the verge of exploding.

you probably should just stop listening to music altogether

Grace Jones has a pretty great cover of "Love Is the Drug."

Roadie for Metallica. Speed of Sound tour.

I kinda liked her in general but she was quite possibly the worst interviewer ever. She didn't interview so much as emote all over her guests.

i really appreciated Rush Limbaugh's musings on Quarterbacks of Color. Very insightful.

A trilogy? You mean like "Lick My Love Pump"?