Is this to test if I’m a lunatic who puts Ranch all over everything and orders grilled cheese sans bread or, if I’m a Replicant?

Ok, assuming you’re not kidding here (because there are serious comments like this every week and you’ve done nothing too over the top to show you’re being sarcastic) a person who keeps Kosher or Halal would know what “pork” means because it would be incredibly important for them to know that. If your diet forbids you…

I slept, only to be woken up, on and off, all night, to him molesting me with his hands and mouth

and also because the teens don’t want to look like “sluts” who are planning to have sex. Better to just let it happen, because premeditated sex makes you a whore. Thank you, purity rings!

NEXT UP: Jindal cuts police force in order to reduce crime.

And the children that result from women having sex are “consequences,” not autonomous human beings who deserve to be welcomed to this world by someone who is prepared to welcome them.

They’re not against abortions as much as they’re against women having sex. And they will say on one hand that it’s a precious life and on the other that if a woman plays around, she deserves what she gets.

No, Bobby, it’s because you have your public high schools teaching abstinence only sex ed that the kids in your state are lousy with the clap and babies. If you never teach a kid how to put on a condom he most likely will never put one on. If you pay religious run programs to teach lies and spread misinformation about…

It comes after Jindal tried to defund Planned Parenthood in a way that the Department of Justice told him in August is illegal.

I would love to see Kim Davis forced to issue a marriage license to Chris Brown and Damon Wayans. Trump and Huckabee giving away the grooms. Bill Cosby officiating. Sarah Palin giving a toast in ‘merican. Then I want to see the whole lot of them choke to death on the plastic from a Kraft’s singles. Or better yet,…

cis hetero men are afraid of gay men because they believe gay men will treat them the way they treat women. cis hetero men are afraid of gay men because they believe gay men will treat them the way they treat women. cis hetero men are afraid of gay men because they believe gay men will treat them the way they treat…

1. What kind of self-respecting member of the LGBTQ community would have Chris Brown perform in the first place?! Seriously though. Wtf. Shame.

They told us all our lives growing up, “Work hard, stay in school, study, go to college and get a degree, because you don’t want to flip burgers for a living.”

Well, we worked hard, stayed in school, studied, got a college degree, accruing tens of thousands of dollars in debt, and we emerged from college to find a…

OK, here’s a major pet peeve of mine; Hillary, you can do better.

WHO DID THIS TO US?!

I know but they introduced her in such an awesome way after foreshadowing her for a long time before. I hate when shows bring in New characters outta nowhere but Buffy did it right. Implanting her into everyone’s memory as if she was really buffys sister. She was just the key in human form. Sorry, geeking out here.

Yeah, but I hear the bears aren’t very well trained there.

Good fucking gravy.

“open sexual solicitation” would be fine if the inherent power structure in society and especially in college was anywhere close to equal. If women who choose to enjoy sex, could do so without being dragged through the mud and called any number of horrific names when they are victims of sexual assault, then yes “open…

1. I’m a guy. I still understand sexism, and am always willing to learn more.