Counterpoint: go ahead and pee in the pool. It’s fine.

I just took the excuse to post a cool gif. Maybe relax a bit; there are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing.

This is someone else but, this is still my favourite one:

nothing to add except...

I would suggest going to solar, but sunlight is clearly not reaching the ground there.

Coal power plants are a major source of it, the good news is China is moving to Nuclear power.

Sorry...that was me. I accidentally detached the double-A battery leading to Mars’ poles. My bad; won’t happen again.

so then the question becomes “how did Mars lose its magnetic field?”

Ima go with a Phalanx on this one.

Just saying.

I want to start a company that is the complete opposite of Virgin Galactic. Perhaps I could call it, Popped Cherry Submersibles?

but did she have a back up flare gun too?!

From my experience with Kerbal... the main rocket not firing results in huge amounts of wasted fuel, or a huge crash

Oh boy do I have a story.

You see, guys. Reptilians are people too.

We get very-very few trick-or-treaters (anymore)

My take from this: this year, try giving out legs of lamb and Bordeaux.

Am I the only one who sort of wants it to hit us?

You are probably better off using that time selectively breeding humans to communicate with an octopus.