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Journalism 2017:

What’s not to like about configuring the traction management software to allow more or less tire slip by the millisecond, creating profiles that after one pass lets the car learn the condition of the drag strip surface and modify the motor performance accordingly. Bro, can’t fix, wtf you mean there is much more you

And this is how it begins.

it’s the ‘little’ things.(cars aren’t little, but finding them can be). not being able to trust the cops to track down things like a car when they know who did it is really what i feel starts to undermine our trust in general of police. and once it starts, it’s hard to stop.

What’s more chickenshit than fucking with a man’s automobile? I mean, don’t fuck with another man’s vehicle. You don’t do it. It’s just against the rules.

Good. Seriously fuck this guy and everybody like him. They actually slow traffic down because everybody needs to brake to let them in.

That’s awesome... Reminds me of every movie that involves NASA and they lose contact with their ship.

Kris seems to agree that this was a full-on Code Brown:

It’s a serious point though. The entire season of F1 is 4,200 miles (21 200 mile races) and even if you assume the same mileage for all practice sessions too that’s still only 16,800 miles. Mercedes are suggesting that their engine, in a similar tune to that used for racing, would be OK for almost two years of F1

I got an IROC.

Meh, I’d still rather have the Porsche. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The USS Haas (VF-17)

They will become quickly outdated. Can you imagine what Andriod or iOS will be like in 10 years? With a car infotainment device, you don’t have to wonder as it will never change.

Confirmed, right from the part bin