He HAS put the criminal elites on notice. He’s appointed them to his Cabinet and told them to get ready to go nuts.

Who are the criminal elite? That’s a new one. Are they lizards or Jews?

I may be weird, but I prefer the Corvette interior to the C63. I can’t stand interiors where it looks like they taped an ipad to the dash. I do agree with your other points though!

Rick Perry has stated he will abolish the EPA.

How’s that swamp draining going?  You fuckin rube.

“There’s the door sweetheart.”

911 is way better!!!! 911 Carrera S with PDK, Chrono Package, 22" wheel upgrade, tech package and 18 way sport wheels.

Then you deserve a better, less snobbery-inclined wife.

I was that guy. Down at dealer buying a Blue with red interior and black wheels 3LT with all options. Paid $88750.00 for it.......

Sold it about 1 year later for my 911, got $62,0000 :( Awesome car in theory, but IMHO it was shit. Likely lots of first year problems, but I had it in dealer almost weekly for shit…

A company called Arcflash in Bend Oregon that specializes in motorsports driven digital instrumentation & engine data logging developed a conversion kit that facilitates the installation of a GM LS3 E-rod engine into the Cayman.

Blasphemous and perverse, but from a financial standpoint I guess it makes sense seeing how expensive a larger Porsche engine would cost. Not for me though; The engine is soul of a car. I also would never want a Mustang with a Porsche engine in it.

You do realize that resistive touchscreens are actually newer than capacitive, right?

“Touchscreen” isn’t good enough. It needs to be capacitive. Not some 1990s palm-pilot resistive shit.

jokes on us. they’ll be in jail for a year or two, and then on welfare for the rest of their lives because no one will hire someone with a criminal record stealing cars.

People really give a fuck about showing off how they don’t give a fuck lately, so they try real hard to claim they’re not trying at all. This was done for acclaim, not out of need.

i have a plan if i ever need to steal a car. there’s about 4 different local gas stations where everyone pulls up to ‘get a coffee quick a minute’ and leaves a wide assortment of cars running. 6 others have the same idea, and 5 others want to pay cash for gas. and the gas station has one register open.

I severely doubt there was something as noble as wanting to eat or trying to pay grandma’s electric bill involved here. Hell, they probably spent over $30 in gas just driving there.

ok so you do acknowledge the engine swap as a major contributor to ill feelings over the car...

It’s funny, never thought about stealing a car, ever. In fact, I’ve been so broke where I was crazy hungry, still didn’t think about stealing something. Instead, I tried to put my energy into making some money in order to get food.

the people who hated the XJ220 when it debuted were sour because they put deposits down on a V12 car with AWD.