Gotta assume we’re looking at the last 5 seconds of that guy’s life.

They’re harder to open ... they always have this WHOLLY UNNECESSARY automatic open and close ‘feature’

Come an’ get one in the yarbles, if you’ve got any yarbles!

“Don’t believe everything you read on the Internet.” — Abraham Lincoln

Stuff happens at jobsites. Ric Romero has more on this late-breaking story at 10:00.

The toolbox, though, is a perfectly realistic scenario that both truck beds should have been able to survive.

The ad with the bears and the cages was cheesy and pointless, but I’ve got to say that the ad with the blocks being dumped into the truck beds was hard not to take seriously.

Porsche could hire her to pimp the 718 Boxster, now that they’ve decided that they don’t want their two-seaters taken too seriously.

While you’re not wrong about the motivations behind the shoot, the fact is that they went way too far and ended up looking ridiculous. They were supposed to use the camera to suggest that the car is large, not make the audience laugh at it.

Or, you know, not photograph the scene with the camera at the level of the wheel wells.

Simple. It just didn’t occur to the “creative” people — who were selling razor blades the day before and batteries the day after — to verify her measurements against those of the car. You can bet she never even saw a Buick Cascada before she showed up at the day and time specified by her contract.

Porsche had a similar issue a while back. It was caused by (well, at least blamed on) SiriusXM blasting out a radio update that caused the entire system to fail intermittently. The problem (apparently) went away when SiriusXM fixed their bug and sent out a corrected update.

What’s that thing?

348s had cable shifters, not solid rod linkages, so they don’t feel as good as the earlier cars. The shifters on 308s and 328s were awesome... when they were aligned correctly and the Olio Cambio was hot.

My observation of drivers with those handicap tags is that the DMV doesn’t just give them away. They have to be earned.

It is why after Losing two world wars, they are still the apex country the EU could not exist with out.

The financial harm caused by Bush and Cheney is measured in units normally needed only by astronomers. And never mind the body count.

How about not letting people milk the system for 20 years after coming up with a trivial “invention”?

White smoke: New Pope elected

And I don’t necessarily think that’s a bad thing. Predictable security is bad security.