My Maserati does 185

Would rather give money to Porsche or McLaren any day of the week.

Excuse me, this was supposed to be a soy double macchiato, not 2%. Yes, I’ll wait, no problem. Sigh.

+1. Between the no-self-service law and the ridiculously low speed limit, I’ll happily drive 150 miles out of my way to avoid going through Oregon. Hotels and businesses in Idaho are more than happy to take my money.

Good job. The plane is immediately diverted to Gander, Newfoundland, where you get to cool your heels for 24 hours before getting right back on the same flight the next day.

No next/prev buttons?

Because the one on constant loop is capable of replacing dozens of parked ones.

Electric windows were a huge pain in the ass for a long time.

I dunno. 400+ pounds of weight difference is a big deal.

“No. There’s no fucking way he would do something like that. I’m getting paranoid. That’s just... sediment. There’s no way it’s polonium. It doesn’t look anything like polonium. I’m the goddamn President of the United States. I’ll just drink it like a man. What does polonium even look like, anyway?”

This includes the sales person going back and fourth and burning time, which often times grinds the customer into purchasing the product at their price. The sales person is more or less an actor and has no control over anything.

Under no circumstances is it a good idea to let a tow-truck driver mess with a car that’s otherwise capable of moving under its own power. The driver gave his last fuck a week ago to somebody else, and is now running on a mixture of meth and incompetence. You will be very lucky to get your car back in unblemished…

As long as the ECU source code isn’t available for inspection, NOBODY knows what they’re doing.

This ties in nicely with the upcoming celebrity endorsement campaign featuring Lance Armstrong.

Why the fuck would someone buy something like this?

Yes, it’s got something “more” than a 911. Whatever it is weighs about 500 pounds.

That’s complete and utter BS. What kind of pipe have you been sniffing?

Cooperative multitasking means the OS kernel can’t juggle multiple programs without the assistance of the programs themselves. It relies on well-behaved applications to yield control to the OS periodically so that it can give a time slice to other applications, which (hopefully) will do the same thing.

Try a PDK and you’ll never be satisfied with a slushbox again. (To be fair, a PDK probably costs a big chunk of the S4’s sticker price on its own.)