LOL, c’mon, it was “blatantly obvious meddling” when the refs ejected a dude who’d whipped his mouthpiece into the front row and hit a fan with it? The Warriors were down a dozen with four minutes to play when that happened, and no player in the NBA would not have been ejected in those circumstances. You’ll have to…

I heard that he also dated Lennay Kekua before Manti Te’o did. 

Um, if it had nothing to do with the city, then why is the T-Rex short for Torontosauras Rex, idiot.

The Jets actually started recruiting Hightower while he was still a member of the Patriots by leaving a couple of cupcakes on his schedule each year.

He also post-dated their final paychecks for after the championship game.

Nick Saban has responded by spending 20 minutes silently assembling a rifle in front of his players while wearing a T-Shirt that reads “FUCKING TRY IT.”

“Football is a meritocracy”

Stevie Wonder isn’t blind