Also, how the fuck is Alyssa not the #1 Milano in the ranking? The fuck kinda bullshit is this?

One of the problems ESPN’s Darren Rovell points out

So THIS is the undercover midwestern racism everyone talks about.

Something tells me you won’t need to worry about anyone talking to you...

The vast majority of the GOP and their supporters are the kind of people who manage to fail upwards and think they did it all on their own and everyone else who didn’t has some kind of character flaw.

Next thing you know, Jim starts going over the top of Allison for rebounds, he’s boxing her out 10 feet away from the basket. Next thing you know, it’s 5-5 and Jim has made all the shots for his team of course.

Amen.

I hope he meets with the questionable kinesiology of Draymond Green.

“Well you don’t have to rub it in.”

We’re done here.

Washington football: the open boxcar of the NFL.

Of all of the things Simmons doesn’t get, the fact that most people don’t give a special fuck about the Celtics seems to be particularly hard to grasp.

Wouldn’t be the first time.

Pffft. If I’m walking around shirtless it’s because I’m too lazy to go find a shirt, not because I’m hoping it’ll entice you to sleep with me.

“Born on third base” is usually a meditation on the arbitrariness of advantage, though. College fanboys of Rand usually lack that degree of self awareness.

“Cousins Support Wall”

“The Wizards suck and I hope John Wall tastes postseason success someday”

I am absolutely a basketball nerd. Its my favorite sport by far. If my obsession helped you’re welcome.

before the “trade Rubio” takes pile up, consider: Rubio has consistently rated among the league’s top defensive point guards, as reflected in his stellar +/- numbers; the starting lineup has three high-usage scorers in Wiggins, Towns, and LaVine, so a scoring point guard is redundant; Rubio is signed to several years…

Under my patented system, you’ll either become a title contender that falls apart when it matters most, or your legs will detach from your body and fly into low earth orbit on powerful jets of blood. If you put the effort in, your stomach will crawl out of your body and hunt pigeons while you train so you don’t have…