It’s disgusting (to equate the Nazi marchers with Black Lives Matter protesters).

While his points have merit, I question his motives. Removing all statues from Memphis seems like it’s just a sneaky way to get out of paying Chandler Parson’s contract.

I was waffling on which team pretend I’ve always liked, but I couldn’t say no to Thibs. Plus, fuck Wisconsin.

This is why when I threaten someone, I just tell them I’m going to send them a love letter. Straight from my heart, fucker!

You’d keep your asshole clenched too if you were indiscriminately fucking that many people.

In exchange for that video, the Boston Celtics received a 2019 first round pick.

Stay white, and you’ll be alright.

So the President whose legacy McCain fought so hard to destroy gives him a message like this, while the current one that he has knuckled under to countless times calls him a loser for being a POW. Yet, somehow in the eyes of Republicans, Obama will always be the evil one.

“If the CDC recommends schools not send home kids for lice — and the present policy is moving towards never sending kids home at all — shouldn’t an airline let a kid complete his travel home with his family?”

I can’t wait for the MILLENNIALS ARE KILLING think pieces when Harley goes under for being...you know...terrible.

They should add

Life is hard. It’s harder when you’re stupid.

The thing about shit-talking Waiters is that sometimes they spit in your food.

Can’t tell you how much I hate the wink-wink “mom’s juice” promotion of wine drinking! I know too many women (“moms” and non-moms) who have developed alcohol problems in middle age. I don’t care how successful you are or if you have kids, if you are daytime drinking in your living room or drinking daily at night to…

I feel like the most vehement Trump supporters are the little kings and queens of assorted shitty municipalities around America. They’re not the guys who work for the gravel company, they’re the guys who own the gravel companies. The hundred-thousandaires of the United States who believe that makes them better than…

Skeevy Ray Vaughn

Brooks
Effectively
Navel
Gazing
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Investigation

Hopefully this will open her eyes to the absurdity of believing in an invisible sky-god. Hopefully this will reveal to her the deep-seated bigotry and hatred that underlies the vast majority of religions. Hopefully this will make her realize that what they preach is not what they practice. Hopefully she will go on…

Dan Gilbert would be basketball’s Dan Snyder if LeBron hadn’t been born in his franchise’s backyard.

Cleveland’s NBA team sure seems to behave in a care-free, impulsive manner.

My point is that they’re capricious, and pay little heed to impending risk.

I’m having a hard time finding the right word to describe Cleveland’s NBA team, but it’s something along those lines...