Mazel Tov Cocktail:

I must say I’m starting to have some doubts about this Trump gentleman. I initially quite liked his idea to make America great again; I was lucky enough to visit the country recently and I rated it only “very good” rather than “great” (I knocked a mark off because the hotel kept forgetting to change our towels and…

Warrirors Come Out, Can’t Play

I know how quickly Spicy Curry finds itself in the toilet.

That’s him? Wow, he must have bet his neck on the hard eight and lost.

“Job creator” *insert eye roll gif here*

A face that was made for radio with a voice that was made for print.

It means you lost 9-3 to the Rams so sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up.

Nope. Fuck you. I’m a lifelong Vikings fan and I’m already too optimistic. This is going to end horribly...

Yeah don’t give two shits about the kardashians, I mean shes hot and all but rest of the hoopla is bullshit for suckers. I feel bad she was likely very scared...dying was very abstract when I was single and kidless, but once you have people that depend on you it’s much more terrifying to think about.

Sure he did, cry and promise not to tell anyone.

As an almost 40 something liberal bi chick... I am fucking sick of seeing “trigger warning” in front of every story I read. It is up to me to deal with my shit. I have been through REAL crappy stuff and part of dealing with things is to confront it. College classrooms, for the most part, ARE safe spaces. Debates have…

This is what it sounds like when Dubs cry

When you’re in the pockets of the NRA, you can’t say anything about making it harder for religious extremists to get guns.

+1 reason nobody watches the WNBA.

I haven’t seen such a useless crossover being used in an attempt to confuse a black person since Bernie’s campaign tried to connect with urban voters

“Feminism - cuz we want to burn down the world just like men do, yet with a vague feeling of moral superiority”.

never question the heart unless the heart sneaks out at night and you think the heart is lighting off fireworks in the alley with those bezler twins from down the way. then you question the heart and you get to the goddamned bottom of this.

“Wow, maybe James Dolan isn’t so bad after all!”

Incredible. What an awful blow to a team that was on the cusp of being a perennial 6 or 7 seed in the East chuck full of exciting young players whose amazing dunks and athleticism would have been on display in painful 91-85 losses to a number of throbbing excitement factories like Atlanta and Miami or avatars of the…