You shut your whore mouth! He’s not Irish and even if he was, we’d disown him! https://blogs.ancestry.com/cm/donald-trumps-ancestry-how-his-immigrant-family-made-it-in-america/

Trump is Scottish and German/Bavarian, not Irish. Still ok with boiling him though.

“I hope they play all their hit.”

“Voting for the lesser of two evils is still evil.”

In the UK, there’s the realisation that the US collapsing will likely mean a swift post-Brexit UK-US trade deal, as it suddenly becomes the sole good PR low hanging fruit available to Trump.

And also everyone who kept saying “but he’ll pivot and become more moderate after the election!” Fuck all of them in a firey hell.

I’m placing blame on people who went into the election knowing who Donald Trump was and what was at risk but were butthurt over Hillary getting the nod or some other bullshit and cast a “protest vote” or didn’t vote at all, which helped get us to where we are today.m

Such special snowflakes. The entire country is turning into a dumpster fire but at least they are still pure. *vomit* They are the physical embodiment of the “This is fine” dog.

BUT HER EMAILS! Right Bernie Bros and Stein-heads. You can all go burn in hell for the part you played in making this nightmare a reality, fuck all of you.

If you’re willing to be the back half of a moose, I’ve got a plan...

My Jesuit friends are all about helping the immigrants and refugees, and they were taking no. Shit. Today.

The churches are now going to have to become literal refuges, again. I know the Catholics are ready, now everyone else has to get their asses in gear.

I think we’re at a point where we have a generation that doesn’t fully understand how incredibly important and amazing Mary Tyler Moore and Carol Burnett were. Without them, you never get Tina Fey and Amy Poehler. You never get Jessica Williams and Broad City. Moore was so damn talented, and you could argue she…

Valerie Harper is still okay.

As a tribute everyone should break out into uncontrollable laughter at her funeral.

G’bye, Mare. I hope Chuckles is there.

Quick, someone check on Betty White and Carol Burnett.

Holly, with all due respect... nobody is going to try to ‘convert’ you, nor should anyone have to. If you think that equal rights for women and minorities is less important than tax cuts for the wealthy, there is no conversation to be had.

Because if the administration is willing to lie about this, what else are they going to lie about?