First of all, last time I went to the zoo I was shocked that at each concession grouping their was a Dippin Dots. Really, Portland Zoo?

How have I never heard this before? Jesus Tittyfucking Christ is now the thing I will say all the time.

I keep telling everybody her name is actually Swamp Barbie.

THAT WAS A REAL TWEET????

Ten bucks to the first reporter to bring Dippin Dots to a press conference.

But lying about it repeatedly, in person and via surrogate, puts the new president’s priorities and lack of perspective in context. He could have gone high and not addressed it at all, or he could have been petty but accurate and pointed out the enormous crowds he drew during his campaign. (He could even have said…

Correct. It’s not like we cared how many people showed up at Dubya’s inauguration compared to Clinton’s. For all their flaws, they were men that were about issues (in Dubya’s case, mostly the wrong issues, but still). Trump is about image.

We had 500 in Bismarck ND. That may sound small, but it’s huge compared to anything else I’ve ever seen here. Tons of people honked and waved at us too. I expected two dozen when I first sign up.

But that’s what makes it great. It is petty, but people are only focusing on it so much because HE cares so much.

Can we just call it what it is? Propaganda. Aimed at deluding or frustrating an already divided public.

Teach them that it’s wrong that there’s still an all-boy’s school.

Meanwhile, Kellyanne Conway is busy calling Spicer’s press conference lies “alternative facts”.

I was almost not going to post this one because it reduced me to tears and my friend is threatening to take my laptop away from me unless I go to sleep, and I don’t want to put you guys through everything I’m dealing with.

Has anyone posted the amazing Portland Women’s March Suffragettes?

He knows what he did. He created some sign magic right there. Smirk on glorious man, smirk on.

This was my favorite from the Philly march. Well done, person!

Saw this on Instagram:

Next time troll harder