A child’s vaccination records are usually processed when they apply for admission into kindergarten. That’d be an easy check, right there—no vaccination, no public school.

Beyond that, vaccination records are kept on file at the hospital that performs them, and in a portable patient file that transfers with the patient…

Rapists hate him! Prevent sexual assault with this one weird trick!

What? Seriously, what the hell are you actually talking about?

I don’t get why this is creepy? Helps me sleep and relax when I have anxiety. 

Sounds like the situation needs more flamingos

As someone that works with formaldehyde... yeah. Those are definitely chemical burns. Not “like”. I can’t imagine having to wear it on my body. 

It is totally cool to take the bowl in both hands and literally drink the final portion of broth at the bottom of the bowl. Also, don’t dilly-dally in a popular place. No Instagram’ing the entire experience or stop in the middle for a 10 minute phone conversation. Just eat. Also, don’t tag along with a friend if you…

WHAT! But I’ve been practicing with this blatantly anti-competitive bullshit exploit that gives me an unfair advantage over the other players for a while now, and they’re going to try and make things fair 10 days prior to their tournament?! God Epic are a bunch of incompetent dumbasses

Cheers for pop stars being open about their mental health! I am giving 👍🏾👍🏾to Biebs and Britney right now. It’s still hard for me to talk openly and honestly about my stints in rehab and with therapy.

We can’t have any pregnant teachers in the classroom because the boys can sit there and imagine what their teacher did to get pregnant.

A hearty fuck-you to the men who decided to display this picture in full during her disciplinary hearing.

I do it just to irritate folks with post histories like yours—as it’s almost exclusively the “defend my right to be an asshole” types who feel the need to tone police others. ;)

I’ve been waiting for the Schreier breakdown of how this fell apart far more than the game itself.

And here I was worried this sort of thing was subjective, and that I liked some of them. Thanks for setting me straight bud.

Yeah it is. I wouldn’t put it past the others showing up.

THIS IS THE BEST NEWS I’VE SEEN ALL DAY!

SHAVE THAT THING OFF SON.

Yeah I dunno about you guys, but I could never consume media created by people who do drugs.

I don’t want to live in a world without nipples. Especially since Kratos has the best nips around now. I would only drink Kratos milk if I could. I’d milk him like Luke milks a thala-siren if had to, just for his rage milk and fatherly disappointment.

I prefer to go to movies by myself. No one's judging you; no one cares.