“There is a great disturbance in the Force. I have felt it.”

FUCK YOU 2016 .... !!!!!! Sad, sad year. For everythings. War, politics, famous people, personnal matters, FUCK !

OMG! Shut your mouth!

A friend of mine who shares my chronically single status once said that whenever she starts feeling bad about being alone, she spends more time hanging out with her heterosexual female friends who are married or living with their significant others. Their stories about being the primary…

Brian Blessed, in all his exuberance

“Per patient” is ED charting speak for “this patient is full of shit.”

To paraphrase Louis C. K., if you meet an asshole, it’s just bad luck; you met an asshole. But if you are meeting assholes all the time? Then you are the asshole.

Something about Dr. NerdLove articles always bring those commenters to the yard.

I am an absolute schlub and I was married for 6 years. I’ve been in my current relationship for over a year.

I’ve known these women for 20-30 years. Trust me, they want the hot bad boy. Which is fine. But then they bitch when he fucks them over. And they repeat with different hot jerky guy. I’m not jealous, the one guy my friend dated was so hot I was almost smitten with him. Like for real

Honestly? You sound like a nice guy. I don’t mean that literally.

As for my lady friends......they all say they should date me and love me because I’m a wonderful guy blah blah, but then they date the hot guy who uses them and treats them like shit...so I have no sympathy for them.

I’m nobody’s idea of good-looking. Late 30s, balding, graying, just heavy enough to be a little pudgy but not big enough to shade into “sweetheart fat guy” territory. I am what I am...a guy who was a solid 7 or 8 in his 20s, will probably settle into good-looking old dude by the time he’s 50, but is just “you look…

I know plenty of average-to-ugly dudes in relationships with average-to-hot girls. I don’t really know any hot guy, ugly girl relationships, but I’m sure they also exist. I also know a lot of “both of you are super ugly” couples.

I love that Doom soundtrack. I had to get it. That’s good background music at work.

Really? Like, really really?

Glad I watched the trailer, as it looks pretty interesting. Based on the initial description I thought it was going to be yet another tirade about how awful it is to have a steady job that probably has good benefits because you’re a free soul or some nonsense.

do the robot next

OK I’m also SLIGHTLY less averse to babydong

Step one to increasing your ‘masculinity’ is to give zero fucks what some other person thinks about you, your capabilities or how you spend your time. You get one life - live it the way you want.