That horse’s ankles have better hair than I do.

Here, have a photograph that is completely lacking in homoerotic undertones.

I just bought a pink shirt, and lemme tell you, I never noticed how bright your eyes were before.

This sounds like the video game equivalent of walking my beagle every morning.

You will feel ashamed of your words & deeds.

P.T. is dead, long life Death Stranding.

RIP FOX Engine :(

The engine makes sense, the story never will.

Narratively, I’d say about 10o%, but the gameplay’s gonna be awesome.

I’m a big fan of Chip and Ironicus myself. Just two dude’s pointing out all the fun little details of a game you might miss.

Hello Kinja this is a formal request to change the stars to pentagrams on this site. Thank you for your consideration.

Tobuscus? Now that’s a name I have not heard in a long time... stopped making content so he could make a game and a book and his subscribers dried up like my aunt in fiji.

I tend to avoid editorializing too much but this comes up a lot with these articles. My belief is that fan games provide a valuable service to gaming culture by keeping games present in our minds and providing new ways to experience the games we already value so much.

As has been noted here, it’s very telling that they don’t require cremation/burial if you happen to abort, spontaneously or otherwise, at home. What exactly are they trying to accomplish here?

Yes, encourage women to abort/miscarry at home on their bathroom floor! That’s not going to kill anyone, no sir!

“Health officials have clarified that miscarriages and abortions that occur at home will not be subject to these new disposal requirements. Moreover, birth and death certificates will not be required.”

Why would Pence bother seeing Hamilton? Does he not even know what it’s about?

Sure you don’t. That’s why you complained about it for multiple posts, because you don’t care.

The idea that every potential relationship absolutely requires a new portmanteau is deeply upsetting to me. Use your words, people.

It’s early days for Sombra yet; her place in the world of Overwatch shipping hasn’t yet settled into a widely accepted ship, like McHanzo, Widowtracer or Phamercy.