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Most of the references in DS2 that tied back to DS1 were fan service references that were just randomly placed. Anor Londo, on the other hand, is one of several places that directly help tell the story of what has happened to that area since. If fans can’t tell the difference, that’s on them.

One of the most tragic characters of DS1 becomes even more tragic in DS3 and Anor Londo told that story. All the feels for the Dark Sun.

Maybe you should’ve learned how to play the game.

I think you meant “... good lord is that fight absolutely fucking epic.”

Yeah he did, he learned not to get caught next time. I’m sure that’s the lesson he’s learned.

I’m still stuck on Blood Starved Beast.
Wait.......

good talk

I’ll just sit over here, getting killed by Dark Wraiths that don’t like to be staggered.

2 hits, 1 dodge!

Well considering I have this weird thing where I have to beat Dark Souls bosses with no white phantom help, my weekend will probably consist of this over and over again.

“I have been physically abused, and I believe all of this is emotional abuse. Ariel should ask herself, ‘has Ariel ever raised a hand to her mother? Has Ariel ever done anything she’s ashamed of to her mother?’”

The measure will be debated by Congress in the fall, in what promises to be a very calm and wholly rational continued discussion about the role of women in the military.

There’s gotta be some sort of cosmic irony for a game about stealing long lost treasures getting stolen. Like that time I killed a mosquito with a book on bioethics

My personal favorite...

I tend to call them mid-fight “Wh-.. are you serious ?”

Names I give bosses can depend on the context.. for example

While losing: “Bullshit Cheap Shot Fucking Assholes that can’t even give you a fucking second to heal”

After winning: “The Great Dragon Slayer Ornstein And Executioner Smough”

You seriously didn’t name that one dragon “Vagina Dentata?” I remember almost all of the actual names, but not that one, because everyone calls it something based on the word “vagina.”

I don’t remember her real name but the female hunter in the clock tower of the Old Hunters DLC was “that cunting cuntfaced cunt” until I finally took her cuntface down.

Or

I call them all “fuuuuuuck” or “holy shit”....