CVS Lady: "Do you have a CVS card?"

Of course, if anyone were to use welfare to buy candy for their kid, this person would be screaming about how they should be buying nutritious food instead.

All them fives need to listen when the ten is talking.

How do you cheat on someone who does this for you, what even, I don't understand. I am in love with her.

...and noted Veela Gwyneth Paltrow

Psshaw. Look at you exploiting your "I'm-an-adult-and-understand-societal-norms-and-display-empathy" privilege. Check it you monster.

1) Voicemail is not inconsiderate.
2) this is an article scaremongering about how millennials are "losing" out on old etiquette.
3) If I call you back for a job, and you don't have voicemail set up or your inbox is full or you don't listen to your messages, you aren't gonna get that job.
4) I'm 26. I leave messages when…

Yes, because choosing to drive a motorcycle is totally the same as existing whilst being female...

Non-consensual assisted suicide.

Ah... not necessarily something to be happy about. As blue_beetle noted, "If you're not paying for something, you're not the customer; you're the product being sold".

Carrie Mae Weems is an amazing artist, and has been criminally under-recognized in her career. Kudos to her on this awesome, and long overdue, achievement.

I do not find Mia Farrow's graphic illustration of the destruction of their family due to Woody Allen cheating on her with her teenage daughter to be as shocking as the actual destruction of their family due to Woody Allen cheating on her with her teenage daughter.

I love when someone is dumb enough to make it explicit that "politically correct" literally just means "acknowledging that not everyone is white."

Don't have money: "Work hard like the rest of Americans, darkie! Stop complaining!"

To me the biggest point is not even that those people are the reason he can afford anything he ever wants, to me it's the 2nd thing you mention that everyone keeps ignoring, that he can get anything delivered to his mansion to eat at any time with whatever gorgeous woman he is sleeping with. He can have the best…

I'm light-skinned and I'mma go to the tanning salon and then for a spray tan after that.

This is the first time in my life that I am grateful for being a short sighted, short haired, smoker with piercings. I feel like I can't have enough ways to dodge this particular bullet.