Here’s a gesture for those Nazis...

I am loving the real smiles on you and NdGT!! So fucking cool!!!! Great eclipse dress.

So there’s this:

I let my 13 yo daughter throw her first coed party at our house last night. A few things: (1) I left her dad 2 years ago, and we were living in a tiny apartment. I found a great rental house, and we moved here in August. She’s so proud of it that she wanted her friends over. Also, my ex was raised by a hoarder, and he…

Hi loves! I’ve been, well, not here, for the past several weeks. Things have been challenging.

I have to agree with you. Just because Trump makes him look sorta Presidential by comparison doesn’t excuse the Fucking War, The rise of the Islamic State, the insane growth of the domestic security prates, and, of course the housing crisis and ignoring the climate crisis.

If Michelle ever smiled at me I would dissolve into a puddle of glitter and unicorn farts immediately. Can’t fault him for that.

Normally these parody songs are nonsense but this is so good. President Desperate Cheeto from here on out.

Desperate Cheeto, you say? Any excuse to share Randy Rainbow.

I mean, they freaked the fuck out over dijon mustard on a hamburger and a tan suit.

My favorite bush quotes:

This month.

What infuriates me the most is that the present government has blown through at least half a dozen scandals that would have ended Obama’s presidency overnight.

I mean he’s only human. Who doesn’t turn to mush for Michelle?

I think Dubya loves Michelle. See; how he was trying to get her attention at the inauguration and the 100% pure sunbeam his faced turned into when she saw and smiled at him.

Sidenote, the Obamas and the Bushes are consistently adorable with each other and it warms my cold heart.

I don’t miss him.

Dear Barack Obama,

“What I wouldn’t give to see those pics”

Even if this psycho somehow saw the pictures he would still insist that down is up. Guys like this don’t change their minds when faced with concrete evidence. (See 9/11 truthers, Sandy Hook Truthers and other assholes)