1) let’s revisit season 6. The worst monsters are the every day men in our lives.

So my husband asked if I’d decorate his car trunk for his work’s trunk or treat event for the employees’ kids. I picked Nightmare before Xmas for my theme. This was my day today.

Ugh, me too.

I would have stopped in my tracks and grabbed some popcorn. I appreciate scenes.

Also “use your indoor voice”.

“Calm down” is another phrase men use to tell women that their emotions or countering viewpoints are well actually, wrong. “Calm down” is not a phrase that men regularly say to other men.

I make scenes now 💅🏼

Around five years ago, I was a TA for an undergraduate literature course that had 300 students; there were two TAs and our job was mostly to do grading (sigh) and hand out exams and set up PowerPoints and stuff of that nature. Basically, assist the professor in all manner of tedium while she lectured. Due to a…

All the camels were out partying!

I’m scared of your story but also laughing at PLEASE GIVE ME A TOILET. Scared laughing.

This story is terrifying but I love the hilarious twist at the end!

As someone who worked in Japan as an ALT, OH MY GOD but also PLEASE GIVE ME A TOILET

LAUGHING right now!

Wanna be in a band called Mom’s Good Bra with me?

We had squirrels in our attic a couple years ago (took a couple weeks to trap them all). One thing you touched on that I learned from the experience was that, while I’m not normally afraid of squirrels, it is unbelievably terrifying to find one IN YOUR HOUSE. At one point during the ordeal, I opened the hall closet…

This story isn’t supernatural but it’s 100% true and probably the closest I’ve (knowingly) come to being in serious trouble.

doot doot doodle doodle doot doot doo doo (I’m clearly bad at that)

During my teen years, like most of you I assume, my boyfriend and I would spend most nights just driving around town. One night during winter, we turned down one road that we thought was a different road, but this one ended up being very narrow, unpaved, and hadn’t been plowed. Our car got stuck and there was no cell…

Right? Because that always works out so well.

Why doesn’t this sound promising? Its not even promising here in the US.