The only explanation I can come up with for them protecting him is that they are all corrupt as fuck and somebody has them by the shorthairs. Or the simpler explanation, they’re just greedy dumbasses.

Definitely also good picks.

“No, and go fuck off”

My usual reaction to intrusive dickbags is my dead face stare. I have excellent RBF, but this has the added bonus of empty eyes.

L’esprit de l’escalier (staircase wit)—when you think of the perfect comeback to an insult too late to actually use it. Hate when that happens.

On the two occasions when I have been accosted by a random assholes making stupid comments to me I said something to the effect of the following: “I’m sorry...what? I’m so sorry, I can’t understand you...I..I.. What?? Can you please repeat that? Oh my gosh, you are OK? Your speech kind of garbled...I think you may…

Throw out some burns I can use.

Any time I am harassed while running, it doesn’t matter what they start, my response is “don’t be an asshole”.

Honestly I’d contact CPS and inform them about the ex’s history with you and the other women. It’s awful that the mother can’t get her baby back but as long as she’s with that guy it’s for the best IMO. Tell her too so she can make the decision to leave him to get her baby back, but no fucking way do not put that baby…

You could just ask him, “What the hell is wrong with you?”

Say: Let me give you some for you and all your friends.

“Fuck you and mind your own business, asshole.”

Excellent idea. Mr. Duck sounds like a goddamn winner.

Yeah, it got ruder and ruder the more I thought about it. I should have said “I don’t have kids because I was waiting for a specimen like you” or “because of dudes like you, most women have given up reproducing.” Ugh.

Mom needs a bunch of tests, because her doctor picked up a murmur.

I was told that at a bar once. I was sitting there, minding my own business when this dumb drunk guy came up to me and said, You’re out drinking while your kids are at home? I said, I don’t have any kids, I have two cats. He wandered away. Asshole.

What a shit!

Craft Thread!

Oh man...

RIP Tom Petty this week,