Went to Gettysburg when I was a kid with my mother, my brother, and my grandmother. My grandmother, who can’t drive for shit, drove the whole way and refused to let my mother take the wheel. So we were treated to her constantly stopping on the goddamn interstate to check and see if she had missed her exit, while cars… Read more
Does it count if you didn’t fully realize it was awful?
I was about five years old. My mother decides to load four of us kids in the van and take us from Washington State to California, to go to my mom’s cousin’s wedding. While there, we were also going to visit her siblings and go to Disneyland and all sorts of fun… Read more
ooh! Ooh! My mom’s family is from S. Florida, so “family vacation” always meant “visit Gramma and Grampa in Ft. Lauderdale. Cool. It has a beach! My grandparents live like, on the damn beach so my brother and I would jump out of the car, throw on a swim suit and run head long into the water on a semi public-ish beach… Read more
“I don’t always stab people, but when I do, I know exactly what they sound like.”
Fuck the Dos Equis guy. This is the most interesting man in the world.
Several impressive ones.
I am a nerd about my fonts and colors. Become totally unhinged at the sight of Comic Sans, and ‘Your the BESTEST!’ facebook posts, but this. This is a a horror show. It cannot be real? It can’t. Please.
A firm yet calm “I don’t want to discuss it” or “That’s not open for discussion” usually stops them in their tracks. You’re not being rude, but you’ve established a firm barrier here. They really can’t push it without looking like an ass.
It says something that the LEAST offensive thing about this is that horrific font.
Using this post as an excuse to declare my love for Schmidt.
It started with “Lets” and by the time it got to “envelop,” I stopped breathing. I am dead. SOMEONE AVENGE ME
Also: envelops? ENVELOPS? [sic]