no1curraboutyourboner
No1CurrrrAboutYourBoner
no1curraboutyourboner
Jun 12 2015
216

You manage to have fond memories over something that your mother made sure you and your siblings never felt scared about. Your mother kicks serious ass.

Jun 12 2015
342

Went to Gettysburg when I was a kid with my mother, my brother, and my grandmother. My grandmother, who can’t drive for shit, drove the whole way and refused to let my mother take the wheel. So we were treated to her constantly stopping on the goddamn interstate to check and see if she had missed her exit, while cars Read more

Jun 12 2015
446

Does it count if you didn’t fully realize it was awful?

I was about five years old. My mother decides to load four of us kids in the van and take us from Washington State to California, to go to my mom’s cousin’s wedding. While there, we were also going to visit her siblings and go to Disneyland and all sorts of fun Read more

Jun 12 2015
607

ooh! Ooh! My mom’s family is from S. Florida, so “family vacation” always meant “visit Gramma and Grampa in Ft. Lauderdale. Cool. It has a beach! My grandparents live like, on the damn beach so my brother and I would jump out of the car, throw on a swim suit and run head long into the water on a semi public-ish beach Read more

Jun 12 2015
217

Damn that mom sounds like a badass. Good for her for standing up for her daughters civil rights. She’s sadly right that it’s the only way we can hold the police accountable. If only every person in her daughters position had a bad ass civil rights attorney mother.

Jun 12 2015
791

Fuck the Dos Equis guy. This is the most interesting man in the world.

Jun 11 2015
8

I am a nerd about my fonts and colors. Become totally unhinged at the sight of Comic Sans, and ‘Your the BESTEST!’ facebook posts, but this. This is a a horror show. It cannot be real? It can’t. Please.

Jun 11 2015
9

A firm yet calm “I don’t want to discuss it” or “That’s not open for discussion” usually stops them in their tracks. You’re not being rude, but you’ve established a firm barrier here. They really can’t push it without looking like an ass.

Jun 11 2015
49

It started with “Lets” and by the time it got to “envelop,” I stopped breathing. I am dead. SOMEONE AVENGE ME

Jun 11 2015
38

I can’t even get to how tacky and scuzzy this practice is. I’m not sending money to anyone who can’t fucking spell “envelope” regardless.