That summer of everyone playing Pokemon Go really trained them well.

You are saying I get to be even sadder later?!?

Come on down for our Pearl Harbor Day sale! We’re going kamikaze this December 7th with a blowout spectacular that will live in infamy!

I also agree that people should not hang out in the left lane, and “it forces people to make dangerous moves trying to pass you on the right” is pure bullshit.

Too many of the people complaining that everyone should “get out of their way” are in situations where the right lane is going 5mph over, the left lane is going 10mph over, and they think they have some Satan-given right to go 15-20mph over the speed limit.

On the other hand, people don’t have a right to drive ONE mph over the speed limit. Not one. The left-hand lane is not the “laws don’t apply to me” lane, and people need to remember that too. If you are a criminal reckless driver, that’s not the responsiblility or problem of the law-abiding safe drivers around you.

Agreed about the “real cooking” thing. I think next time I try to get someone to try something new I’ll throw it together with gravy, hots and mac salad and just tell them I made them a garbage plate. (Yeah, won’t try veggies, but they’ll literally eat something called a “garbage plate")

Kyler is the man, and I want him on my side.

These numbers from the National Association of Home Builders are based on replacement age. The authors note that appliances are often replaced when they are obsolete or out of style, well before the point of actual failure.

I’m a huge fan of the Oxford comma! I actually go out of my way to compliment people on properly choosing to use one.

Now all sorts things are running through my mind like this would be the perfect bad excuse for an STD if someone was cheating. Instead of "I got it from a public toilet" it could be "I was just doing my civic duty."

Ha! Fortunately, the booths are completely enclosed, or I would be much more worried.

My polling place uses touch screens. I just realized how much easier it would be for a man to vote with his genitals.

The biggest, darkest secret in this country is how utterly commonplace rape is for girls and women.

The problem is that this particular “white savior narrative” is one that explains how America has fucked up political systems around the world. I really wish this movie hadn’t sucked so hard because of everything going on in the Middle East right now.

That is disgusting. Violate someone’s home? THAT IS DISGRACEFUL! Violate someone’s body? Boys will be boys! Here, have 2 hours of community service.

Good grief, if we Pagans aren’t being told that we’re hellbound, then we’re made fun of, and treated like our religion is a joke (“probably because it’s written in blood that only virgins can see” HAHAHAHA). I’m just saying, that shit stops being funny after the first 100 or so times it’s deployed against us. :-/

Online abuse is sooo hysterical. Especially older women being trolled and bullied by men. Funny as Hel! And you do such a great job ridiculing this court case entirely due to the religions of the participants. Great stuff! Though you will have to explain why ‘pagan church’ is in quotes, like it’s not a real legal…

Being a Pagan myself, this isn’t the first time I’ve heard something like this in relation to Christian Day. The man thinks a little to highly of himself. Although the best thing I ever heard (and this was in direct reference to Christian Day) was that people might take Wicca/Paganism a bit more seriously if our…