People that are like this always make me think that. Like, what is SO awful in their own life, that they dare not look inward for even a second...

There’s another alternative... PRACTICE. Chilling a cake makes it easier to decorate, but it also compromises the texture of the final product. I make cakes WAY too often, and people want my cakes over bakery cakes for one reason. A fresh cake will always taste better than one that has sat in the refrigerator. Early…

My guess is they hand started all the lug nuts with the intention to just hit them all with the gun in quick fashion, but then got side tracked by something, and forgot they hadn’t done it yet and didn’t verify.

Call me crazy, but it seems to me the conservatives are the one’s wanting to send men into the women’s room, based solely on the fact that at birth they had a vagina.

This is how I do it as well! Add the butter first and let the hot mashed potatoes melt the butter for you. Then add the cold milk and it brings them down ALMOST to a non-scalding temp, so by the time they are plated, they are ready to eat. No need making extra work for yourself.

Signatures are never verified. Adam Ruins Everything has an interesting segment about it if you are curious.

When I was a teenager I drove 120mph once just to see if my car could do it. Teens don’t NEED motivation to do crazy stuff.

How do we feel about the oxford comma? I flat out refuse to leave it out, regardless of the current year’s grammar rule changes.

“how many people remove the bag of giblets from the cavity of our turkey and, instead of frying them up with some red pepper flakes and olive oil”

“No sweetheart! I never cheated on you! It’s just... well I voted, and then when I came home you were gone, and I was feeling pretty good, so I, ahem... took care of business. Based on that, I think it’s pretty OBVIOUS what must have happened.”

Just remember the next time you vote: Think about the issues, and don’t calculate the number of penises that have been in direct contact with the screen.

So many people forget that she was 15 when she got famous, and they worked hard to keep that look for quite some time. How many when at her age look the same as they did when they were 15?

Now account for the percentage of people who are exactly that kind of gross, and realize that they are all alone inside an enclosed booth. Then ask yourself, “Do I think this doesn’t happen?”

I always wondered if there was a statistically significant spike in birth rates in the first half of November. (Babies conceived on Valentines Day)

If they are anything like sugar gliders(also a very small, social animal), they absolutely REQUIRE two or more of their species to be kept together, or they risk self-mutilation and death brought on by depression and stress.

So cute! However, I already have a pair of sugar gliders. On the bright side, sugar gliders in captivity can live up to a decade longer than in the wild. Assuming good treatment and not buying from a “glider mill”.

I don’t even know what the best part of this is! Honestly I was reading it all serious like WTF???, and then you got to Adam Sandler and it dawned on me as satire...

Think about it this way... You are standing in front of a table with 10 pistols. 1 of them has one in the chamber with the safety off, but the rest are empty. You have to pick one with just your eyes, aim it at yourself, and squeeze the trigger.

I come bearing gifts: One for the thread, and one without text for your future editting pleasure...

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